June 2009
1 post
Does anything sound sexier than “Hey ladies, I got a ganglion cyst. Wanna go out?”
I unlinked Twitter and Facebook. A Status Update and a Tweet are officially two different things now.
May 2009
37 posts
Been 3 weeks. I lost 3 inches off my belly, 1 inch off my neck, and 2 inches off my man teets.
So glad the weekend is here. I need 1 day with my bike and 1 day with my xbox, please.
Recovered. All day yesterday was like a 24 hour hangover.
Selling the big idea.
Not many things in life get in the way of Whiskey Wednesday. The Nuggets are the exception. Go Thuggets.
New 311 album is real solid. Makes me happy, haven’t seen a good outing from them in years.
I got a FEVER. And the only cure…is more Nuggets wins. And cowbell.
Week 2 Weigh-in: I lost 3.5 pounds for a total of 12 pounds even! AND, phase 1 is over, I can drink, and I don’t have to eat eggs anymore.
Star Trek was way good. Everyone should see it.
Sad about Nuggets.
I love this concept of a cat photo with a caption. This could really take off.
So sleepy. Why haven’t I slept much this week? Not enough coffee in the world today, man.
Wow. That was some Broncos-caliber near heart attack inducement, there Nuggets. But thanks for takin one on the road!
a kick in the balls from reality.
Advertising is to art what rape is to love.
Maybe I should un-link Facebook and Twitter. I don’t know that a tweet and a status update are the same thing anymore.
I ate a farmer’s market’s worth of asparagus last night. I STILL have the smelly pee today.
coffee
South Beach Diet Week 1: Weekly Weigh-in – I lost 8.4 pounds!
I now own a USB Missle Launcher. Co-workers: You’ve been warned. Now go get me lunch or else…
I want a beer so freakin bad.
Jami’s bike got stolen. Mine got left at the broken lock. I feel guilty for having a bike. Know anyone selling one?
Watching Animaniacs. Never really realized that Wacko was voiced by a John Lennon impersonator.
Day 2 Complete. Serious Sugar/Carb hangover happening. I know I’ll gain energy from this, but I have NONE now.
South Beach Diet day one: complete. Not eating cereal and bread harder than it sounds.
I get to freeze my balls off at the Rockies game today. Sweet.
Man, this week went from “motivational” to “shitty” in just a matter of minutes.
Quiet and lonely at work today.
I just passed 50,000 tracks scrobbled on http://last.fm. This is a big day in my life, don’t ruin it.
The cake is a lie. There is, however, pie.
Oh no. It’s…it’s….THE PURPLE NURPLE! RUN! http://ping.fm/93Q1N
Red Vs. Blue was never funny to me. Now that I know Halo…it’s goddam hilarious. http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php
Wolverine was pretty good. I will spend the rest of the night pretending I have claws.
I think the term “Hamdemic” should catch on.
Some call me a mildly insane hoodlum. While others choose to call me a daft punk.
Haven’t slept well all week. What is my deal? What’s off?
April 2009
30 posts
Do you think Kermit worried about swine flu this much?
Go Nugs. Destroy the Mavs.
Pretty sure all offices should shut down when it’s beautiful outside.
Giraffes? Giraffes!
Nuggets = ¡EN FUEGO!
Three Cotton Candy Dum-Dums later, my tongue is a shade of blue that doesn’t exist in nature.
The Rockies are 6-11. So is my dignity.
I’m just burnin doin the neutron dance.
What are you lookin at, butthead? Say hi to your mom for me.
Excited to get a little taste of football this weekend…minute as it may be.
Can I borrow your kid? It’s just for Take Your Child To Work day…I swear.
Chauncy amazes me. How did we ever let him leave Colorado?