Jun
2nd
Tue
2nd
Does anything sound sexier than “Hey ladies, I got a ganglion cyst. Wanna go out?”
May
31st
Sun
31st
I unlinked Twitter and Facebook. A Status Update and a Tweet are officially two different things now.
May
30th
Sat
30th
Been 3 weeks. I lost 3 inches off my belly, 1 inch off my neck, and 2 inches off my man teets.
May
29th
Fri
29th
So glad the weekend is here. I need 1 day with my bike and 1 day with my xbox, please.
Recovered. All day yesterday was like a 24 hour hangover.
May
28th
Thu
28th
Selling the big idea.
May
27th
Wed
27th
Not many things in life get in the way of Whiskey Wednesday. The Nuggets are the exception. Go Thuggets.
May
26th
Tue
26th
New 311 album is real solid. Makes me happy, haven’t seen a good outing from them in years.
I got a FEVER. And the only cure…is more Nuggets wins. And cowbell.
May
25th
Mon
25th
Week 2 Weigh-in: I lost 3.5 pounds for a total of 12 pounds even! AND, phase 1 is over, I can drink, and I don’t have to eat eggs anymore.
